by Rodney Carrington on album Nut Sack

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Nut Sack

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Greatest Hits

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Rodney Carrington on album Greatest Hits

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a

by Joe Denim feat. Rodney Carrington on album Cover of the Field & Stream

All right Rodney, this could be the one ... Well we're big country singers We love chicken fingers And we get 'em everywhere we go Sing about women Sing about whiskey $50, 000 a show Sip all kinds of

by Rodney Carrington on album Morning Wood

She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey And pull my fingers still her favorite trick She likes Hormel chilly

by Rodney Carrington on album Morning Wood

Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is. Look it smells like a country flower! Who wants to eat a country flower? Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything

by Rodney Carrington on album Greatest Hits

Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun, car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit

by Rodney Carrington on album Laughter's Good

My hair is kinda thinning I got a tooth thats kinda loose My belly is getting bigger Waist size is 42 My prostates getting larger I pee more than I should My pecker feels like cotton When it use to fe

by Rodney Carrington on album Miscellaneous

Dear penis: i dont likeu anymore You use to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor Oh dear penis i dont like u anymore It use to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine. Tha

by Rodney Carrington on album King Of The Mountains

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of figh

by Rodney Carrington on album El Nino Loco

Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good. At least she does to me. She don't wear no fancy clothes when we go out to eat I like beer and onion rings and betting on the game. I asked he

by Rodney Carrington on album Nut Sack

I'VE BEEN MARRIED NINE YEARS. THATS ONE STORY. MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING. I'VE LEARNED SOME SHIT BOUT MARRIAGE. NEVER START A SENTENCE WITH THE WORDS YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER. IF YOU GET

by Rodney Carrington on album King Of The Mountains

Put your clothes back on, I'd rather be alone. Your thing is all worn out now get on home. You've had too many lovers, They've worn off the hair. There ain't no way I'm goin i

by Rodney Carrington on album Miscellaneous

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the street She ain't my

by Rodney Carrington on album El Nino Loco

He's got jokes & a million dollar style. A stage & a story he can make the crowd roar. Yea he sure knows how to make a man smile. He'll put on a wig, or he'll dance a jig. & everyone for miles

by Rodney Carrington on album King Of The Mountains

Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The one's you've touched, we won't

by Rodney Carrington on album El Nino Loco

We fell in love and got married back in 1993 And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your ex boyfri

by Rodney Carrington on album Nut Sack

The bar will soon be closing and lights they´re all turned down theres 3 girls in a corner booth the fat one she´s passed out her friends they called me over And it turned out she was stuck wi

by Rodney Carrington on album Morning Wood

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone They say she was t